1 00:00:03,833 --> 00:00:06,291 IMy phone battery was at percent 2 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:09,666 And he has put his phone on charge 3 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,291 He hangs his clothes wherever 4 00:00:20,291 --> 00:00:21,708 Makes a mess of the room 5 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:34,750 I had such a nice workout 6 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:35,750 Here, check out my biceps 7 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:38,458 Anshul 8 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:41,166 Anshul 9 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:44,708 We need to talk 10 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:45,333 Tell me 11 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,750 Im up for a conversation 12 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,625 Today I will listen to everything you say 13 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:52,250 But not now. 14 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:55,250 Anshul I need to.. 15 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:56,708 There's a meeting in Bandra 16 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,166 And if this meeting goes well 17 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:00,708 You will see your friend in a big budget movie 18 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:01,416 Dude. 19 00:01:15,791 --> 00:01:17,166 What are you saying? 20 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:21,375 Nothing. 21 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:23,333 Nothing special 22 00:01:37,041 --> 00:01:38,166 Why are you munching on junk food? 23 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:41,083 You have such agood personality why do you want to get fat 24 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,416 If you are hungry have a protein breakfast 25 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:46,166 And if you just wanna munch 26 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:47,666 Eat something healthy 27 00:01:50,416 --> 00:01:51,208 Wait 28 00:01:57,833 --> 00:01:59,166 Itw as a simple catch dude 29 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:00,791 You could'nt even get that? 30 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:03,875 It must be simple for you 31 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,000 I have nothing to do with cricket 32 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:12,833 You didn't watch cricket? 33 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:16,166 I used to earlier 34 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:18,708 When Irfan Pathan used to play 35 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:19,916 I used to watch then 36 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:21,750 I used to find him very hot 37 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:30,166 How are you so relaxed today? Don't you have to go to office? 38 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,250 I have a work from home 39 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:36,833 Work from home ? 40 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:39,125 Enjoy working from this tiny room 41 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:41,250 Once your brother becomes a star 42 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:45,000 After that you'd be working from a lavish sea facing apartment 43 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,000 FIne 44 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,166 Ok I'm leaving 45 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,041 Shameless boy 46 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:51,833 At least wish me luck 47 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,708 I'll wish you the best on one condition 48 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:00,500 Stop calling me brother 49 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:06,208 What are you looking at ? 50 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:07,750 If a beautiful girl calls you brother 51 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:08,666 then how will it feel? 52 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:09,833 Bad right? 53 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,000 I feel the same 54 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:18,083 You won't change 55 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:20,958 All the best. 56 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:34,000 Why am I smiling like a moron? 57 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:44,291 The client has tax returns for the past 3 years 58 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:49,125 Sir please get this done. I haven't had a single commission this month 59 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:55,125 Sir if the rate goews abvove 10 percent I'll lose the client 60 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:09,541 Sorry sir, something had fallen 61 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:14,000 Yes I have asked him to fix it 62 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:17,500 Thank you sir 63 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,791 So I can send the confirmation mail right? 64 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,416 You can use it now 65 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:38,000 Do you have a problem with me ? 66 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:42,791 No 67 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:48,750 Wait. You like Anshul? 68 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:55,291 Because you give me these dirty looks whenever I speak to him 69 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:01,541 Are you out of your mind? 70 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:08,208 But tell me one thing 71 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:10,791 Don't you like your boyfriend? 72 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:13,207 You are always flirting with Anshul 73 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:20,125 Do you get paid to pass judgement ? 74 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:25,416 I'm not so serious about him 75 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:29,291 He's my rebound . I'm just with him to forget my ex 76 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,958 Rebound means.. 77 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:43,000 Did you forget your ex? 78 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:49,166 I mean there's nothing better than a rebound to forget an old relationship 79 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:58,582 You knwo they say, if your dog dies, you must get another dog soon 80 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:09,791 Anyways, turn off the fan when you leave from the kitchen 81 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:36,958 Your audition was quick 82 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,333 Don't you know ? I'm a one take actor 83 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:47,041 One minute 84 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:50,957 How was the audition? 85 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,916 I had prepared so much. It will be good only right? 86 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,625 Has something happened? 87 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:23,958 Has something happened? 88 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,708 Yes so many things happened 89 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:28,500 We lost the match to West Indies yesterday 90 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,208 Delhi's AQI reduced to 150 91 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,083 And yesterday for the first time I took the .. 92 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:39,166 Stop blinking 93 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:12,708 If you did'nt want to play a side character, 94 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:16,540 why did you agree for the part? 95 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:25,415 How did you know ? 96 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,665 It's my superpower 97 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:37,583 I filter out the bullshit and read the truth in people's eyes 98 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:04,958 That Kabir Kapoor 99 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:07,415 is launching his son 100 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,290 He will be the hero 101 00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:16,833 And I will play an eve-teasing goon 102 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,790 So you will be beaten up in the film? 103 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:21,583 Obviously 104 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,625 Is the money good? 105 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:32,375 Enough to pay the rent 106 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,208 Tell me one thing 107 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,583 Do you think 108 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:49,458 I have no reality check ? 109 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:54,040 Am I wasting my time ? 110 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,666 It's been 10 years in Mumbai 111 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:07,166 I sometimes play the brother 112 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,916 Sometime's I'm the hero's friend 113 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:14,665 Sometimes a goon 114 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,083 I wanted to be a hero 115 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,750 My family is asking me to go back 116 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,083 I think they are right 117 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,583 I don't have it in me to play a hero 118 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,750 I'm just an extra 119 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,083 I don't have it in me 120 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:49,000 What is the definition of a hero? 121 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,416 When you asked Shivam the other day 122 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,583 Why I can't bring hookups in this house 123 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:03,083 You were a hero for me 124 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:10,000 It's not your mistake 125 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,125 People are idiots 126 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:15,666 They take time to value goof things 127 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:27,375 Wanna eat something unhealthy? 128 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,208 Shall we go? 129 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,625 let us go 130 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,333 Anyway whats the point of being fit and maintaining abs 131 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,500 Im still getting the role of an eve-teasing goon 132 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:55,833 It's too spicy . Make it sweeter 133 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:58,415 Let it be spicy for me 134 00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,041 You like Spicy food? Yes 135 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,416 You know 136 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:04,833 When I'd gone home on Diwali, I had taken Shivu to have chaat 137 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:07,083 You know he eats it so cutely 138 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,166 He can't have the full poori in his mouth 139 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,125 So he has a bite and spills all the water 140 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,291 So we invented a new style 141 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,000 We first drink the water and then take a bite of the poori 142 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,333 It must be fun being a dad right ? 143 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,333 I have decided 144 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,500 When I have a stable boyfriend 145 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,250 I will adopt a child 146 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,166 You are a kid yourself 147 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,625 Someone needs to adopt you 148 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,958 Is that so ? 149 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:54,125 Everything about being a father is not fun 150 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,458 You know 151 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,415 In life 152 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:02,791 I have never felt the need to prove anything to anyone 153 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,040 If I pass the exams, fine .. Or else I was ready to repeat a year 154 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:09,708 If I became an actor, fine or else I would go back home 155 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,916 I have never been pressurised by any one 156 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,040 But since Shivu has come 157 00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,750 I feel the pressure 158 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:25,916 Even if your parents or siblings thing you are worthless, its ok 159 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:31,458 But if my own son ever feels that his father is a loser 160 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,665 That will break me 161 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,375 Don't say negative things 162 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,541 The universe is listening 163 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,458 How much is it? 164 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,500 I'm the elder one, I will pay 165 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,416 Why don't you adopt me ? 166 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,166 Ate so much today dude 167 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:44,958 IYou know.. This song 168 00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:48,165 was originally going to be sung by Lata ji 169 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,791 She could'nt for some reason 170 00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:53,541 But if she had 171 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,125 The feel of this song would be totally different 172 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,000 I like Asha taai more 173 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,041 Now I understand 174 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,208 your taste in music 175 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,165 And you wanna adopt ? Grow up yourself first 176 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,707 Hello 177 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,041 What's all this? 178 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,500 Don't ask 179 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:12,082 It was my manager's child's birthday 180 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,458 I thought I'll take some balloons for the kid 181 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,125 But apparently kids these days don't like balloons 182 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,750 My child loves balloons 183 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:27,791 Shivu 184 00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:29,666 What happened? How did you hurt yourself? 185 00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:34,041 A boy pushed me so I hit him 186 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,957 But did'nt I tell you its wrong to fight 187 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:40,416 But he pushed me first 188 00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:43,541 Then you should have complained to the teacher 189 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,750 You should'nt have pushed him 190 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:52,041 Kids in kindergarten complain to teacher. But Im in class one now 191 00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,291 Shivu 192 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:58,291 Uncle said , I did right. You know nothing 193 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,083 Hello Shivu 194 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,000 Who is he? 195 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,083 Son, he is uncle Kavith 196 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,083 I'm not an uncle. 197 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,166 I'm your father's friend 198 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,750 Shivu, do you know ehen an elephant has a cold 199 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,583 How does he speak? 200 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:40,458 I have a cold, and a runny nose and sneezes 201 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,083 But I hate injections 202 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:46,666 But you will get an injection 203 00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:50,332 No Shivu, I'm really scared of injections, I don'tw ant an injection 204 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,291 You will get a big injection 205 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,791 No Shivu ! Please don't give me an injection 206 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:12,333 Shivu pushed me and now I have a bump on my head 207 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,291 Screen time is over Shivu 208 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:25,041 Ok now go Shivu, screen time is over. Or granny will scold you 209 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,500 One second 210 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,708 Where is a kiss for dad? 211 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,541 That's my boy. Good night 212 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:40,250 Thank you 213 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,125 Welcome 214 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,541 What ? 215 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,500 Are you hitting on me now? 216 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,583 What are you doing ? 217 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,541 Eating chips at 1 am? 218 00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,166 That's very unhealthy 219 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,625 You know right? 220 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,083 But what do I do if I'm hungry? 221 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,125 Control it 222 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,583 I can't. 223 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,041 I won't get sleep if I'm hungry 224 00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,291 Will you have scrambled eggs? 225 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,666 At least it has protein 226 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,208 These are some expensive scrambled eggs 227 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,041 Whatever is needed for the protein. Don't think about the money 228 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,332 You eat well 229 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,166 By the way 230 00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:23,332 I'm thinking of joining the gym 231 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:29,250 When I look into the selfie camera 232 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,333 I can see a double-chin 233 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,333 I don't like it 234 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,500 And I will stop eating junk food too 235 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:49,416 What are you doing? 236 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:56,500 You see that guy there? 237 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,750 Yes 238 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:03,750 That's Bhooshan 239 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,791 Bhooshan your ex? 240 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,041 You are a good actor right? 241 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,750 Of course bro. One take actor 242 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:20,791 So you are my boyfriend now 243 00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:22,250 What ? me? 244 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,166 You just have to pretend 245 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,625 Are'nt you an actor? 246 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:26,750 And a good one at that? 247 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:29,666 Fine 248 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:30,957 Is he coming here? 249 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,041 Cavit? 250 00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,291 You are in Mumbai ? 251 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,625 Where are you staying? 252 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,000 None of your business 253 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:52,791 Im being polite and you are speaking rudely? 254 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,750 Yes I am 255 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,416 What can you do ? 256 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,250 You know you are a psycho right? 257 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,541 Watch it bro 258 00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:08,166 Or you will get punched 259 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,166 Who's he now? 260 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:15,750 Trust me 261 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,375 You don't wanna know 262 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,875 Look. I was'nt even speaking to you 263 00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:23,250 From this day onwards 264 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,750 if you even look at my boyfriend 265 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,957 You will regret it . 266 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:35,041 It's not a good idea to mess with someone from Gurgaon 267 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,166 I'm blocking you now ! 268 00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,375 I'm blocking you 269 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,458 Get lost 270 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:48,458 And don't forget to block ! 271 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,041 So 272 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:55,375 How did you like my performance? 273 00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,500 Say something 274 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,041 Wasn't it great? 275 00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:03,457 Did'nt I tell you ? 276 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,041 I'm a one take actor bro 277 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,500 Come on now eat up 278 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,082 This is wrong 279 00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,000 You say you are straight 280 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,166 And then you end up impressing me 281 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,332 Now what will someone hungry for love do ? 282 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,416 You're hungry all the time 283 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,000 Even after polishing off the scrambled eggs 284 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,416 Will you be honest about one thing? 285 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:09,625 Aren't you feeling even a little 286 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,208 a teenie-weenie bit 287 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:11,875 like a miniscule quantity 288 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:14,666 of emotion for me? 289 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,708 Can I be honest ? 290 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,000 Sure ? 291 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:22,750 Yes I am feeling 292 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,500 that emotion 293 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,541 which you feel for a close friend. And nothing else 294 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:31,875 Guys you tell me 295 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:34,291 Do you think Anshul is really straight? 296 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,666 Or is he going to realise that 297 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:38,625 His heart beats only for one boy 298 00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:40,791 Kavith 299 00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:42,207 Kavith 300 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,833 Kavith! 301 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:46,000 Now will you guys decide if I am gay or straight? 302 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,416 Let me tighten the screws of his brain. Until then 303 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:51,625 Like, share, subscribe, press the bell icon and 304 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:54,000 Please "hepe" the show, or 305 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,041 i will come out of the screen and get you 306 00:26:56,041 --> 00:26:57,500 Ok time please 307 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,666 What? 308 00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,000 Our next episode drops on Saturday 309 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:03,958 And you keep hitting me. I'm loving it 310 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,458 Please hit me more 311 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,125 Stay away from me !